Well, after going through one of my recent posts again and reading some of the comments, and factoring in some other little clues and evidence, I finally think I cracked it. I'm referring of course to the reason why chicks are generally dumb enough to attach themselves like barnacles to crap guys and maintain an unsalvagable one-sided relationship of continuous physical and mental abuse.
The biggest clue came from a little get-together Vaughan, Acidman and I had at Cubana one recent Friday. Smirnoff Spin were doing a little promoting of their new Triple Spin drink. Being a little dryer and not as sweet as a normal Spin spirit-cooler, they are aiming to target this drink exclusively towards young guys - and in the words of the hot, leather-clad promotional girls "get them to move away from drinking beer". To aid their promotion, the rather talkative girls "offered to buy" all of us guys a free sampler - which of course we just had to accept, because I mean really, who says no to free alcohol from hot chicks dressed in leather!? "Tastes a little like there's cinnamon in there", was the consensus at our table. Being pretty much an alcoholic cooldrink, meant the drinks didn't last too long. Another round of regular drinks then. During this time, the promotional girls returned, and gave us yet another round of complementary drinks - which had us wondering (well, had me wondering) how many more rounds there were to come!
The point here is, understandably while they were being paid to promote product, that there definitely must be some truth in the old saga that women are just constantly change guys into what they want them to idealy be. The subtle cinnamon taste, the reference to wanting to get guys off drinking beer. It made something click in my old brain.
All this lead me to the revelation, which can be summed up as follows: girls in physically and mentally abusive relationships find it so hard to let go and move on because they are perpetually driven by the overwhelming importance that they place on achieving their goal and belief that they will be successful in changing their guy, even when it means sacrificing who they are in the process of achieving that goal. Why do women choose this as their major preoccupation in life?
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*applauds*
I've never understood the reasons women stay in relationships they, themselves, describe as abusive. Your argument is the best I've heard so far.
:) That leather was so damn tight. L-U-V-AHH-LEEE
Yes indeed, that (p)leather was toit! Still think the one with the black hair was toiter than the one with blonde hair.
Acidman:
digitalsewer daily factiod #129:
cinnamon makes your semen more pleasant tasting, to the chick administering your blowjob... so before that night of rampant spading, be sure to down a few pancakes before leaving home...
LOL, and I bet bitter beer has the opposite effect of spicey cinnamon on the taste of semen, which is more ammo to support the argument that chicks are forever trying to change us into what they want.
Thats a bit of a tongue twister...
"I bet a big bitter beer, would cause a splattering spit!"
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